Simply guess what song the lyrics are from. Not hard at all. Googling is cheating, but hey, how the hell would I know if you googled? Anyway, one internet for each win. Go!
First one, not really hard at all.
By claiming God – As his holy right
He’s stealing a God from the Israelites
Stealing a God from a Muslim, too
There is only one God through and through
This one is a little harder. I want the original group too, not that crappy cover.
No one knows what it’s like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you
Eight more of them…
And when their eloquence escapes me
Their logic ties me up and rapes me
Once there was this girl who
Wouldn’t go and change with the girls in the change room
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death’s construction.
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning.
He was turned to steel
in the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
for the future of mankind
I said, do you speak-a my language?
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats.
You can’t say we’re satisfied.
The girls smile
And people forget
Hello my name is jimmy pop and Im a dumb white guy
Im not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high
Freeloader May 2nd 2007, 12:53 CEST
The last one is from backhound dogs. Wait, was it bloodhound dogs. Maybe it is Greyblood hounds. Maybe it is backstreet boys. Wait, no it’s not. Haha. I’m so funny. Hahaha OMG. I think i want to watch hentai-alternative on 4chan right now.